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Monday, August 28th, 2006

4:53 pm

Back again, after forever and a day.

I'm going to add some groups, get my friendlist more active.

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Monday, February 14th, 2005

8:43 pm

Wonder if anyone ever thought to write a Blade/Buffy cross-over fic? That would be fun ^_^

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Thursday, December 30th, 2004

5:20 am

Having seen Season Seven of Buffy...
I want Andrew/Xander fics NOW. Preferably plot-driven, though I guess slash would work too. (Penis is icky, but those two are ADORKABLE.)

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Thursday, December 23rd, 2004

8:29 am

How Stereotypical You Are...
Created by uraverageteen and taken 26885 times on bzoink!
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?	Alcohol makes me feelall drizy and sick ^^;;
Do you party a lot? How often?	Not since Rocky.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?	Nup.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?	Eh... Like, I don't know?
Do you skip classes? How often?	I did once..
Do you have casual sex? Protected?	Only with mu girlfriend ;-p
Do you steal?	Afraid I'll get caught. Also, its BAD.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?	That's ALWAYS fun.
Do you drool over celebrities?	Only James Marster (sp?)
Do you watch a lot of TV?	Yep.
Do you ever watch the News?	Nealy every day.
Do you even care about world issues?	Fuck yeah.
Do you read books often?	Every free minute.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?	Not in school, sadly : /
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?	Not really.
Do you smoke cigarettes?	Nup.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?	Heee, I'm not that cool.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?	Not so much.
Do you cuss a lot?	A fair bit.
Are you desperate to fit in?	Not at all.
Are you intelligent?	I like to pretend.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?	A few times, not lately; one has to have skill to make that stuff work.
Black eyeliner?	Naw.
Black eyeshadow?	Nup.
Black trenchcoat?	Black duster.
Black boots?	That'd be neat.
Black fishnets?	Do they make those in double X?
Black nail polish?	Once or twice.
Cigarettes?	Nup.
Heavy metal music?	Eh.
Marilyn Manson?	I tried his stuff,but it was dull and hackish.
Kittie?	Never heard of them.
Cradle of Filth?	Know the name's, but don'tknowtheir music.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?	Not lately.
Do you like to be seen as	As what? ?_?
Are you an intellectual?	Again with the liking to pretend.
An atheist?	Off and on Bahai/Christian.
Horrible home life?	Better than some, anygay.
Hopelessly depressed?	Only by the world.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?	Nup.
Self-mutilation?	People who talk about it are pussys.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?	Fuck yeah.
Big black boots?	I wish.
Mohawk?	I really wish. I'm going for a mullet.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]	Someday, maybe. April'd be pissed.
Loud, confident and opinionated?	Around people I don't like, anyway. Or when I'm on a rant.
Wild hair colors?	Purple and black.
NOFX?	Great band.
Rancid?	Even better.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?	I do try.
A	A?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?	118
Do you watch a lot of sports?	Hell no.
Play a lot of sports?	Never.
Talk a lot about sports?	Sports suck.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?	I read?
Are you arrogant?	Eh.
Are you a male or female whore?	....
Are you homophobic?	Let me ask my girlfriend, who is a GIRL...
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?	That was always fun, but mostly I just teased jocks/assholes,so I was rightous, you see.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?	Eh.
Boobs = yes?	Why not^_^
Parties = yes?	Eh.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?	Not so much.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?	No... no I don't.
Have you ever been on a diet?	A 'not eating so fucking much' diet, yes.
How much did you lose?	About 50 pounds.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?	Not at all.
Make yourself throw up?	Once, but it sucked so not again.
Make-up?	Not unless I'mlooking to look goth, and haven't done that for years...
Low-cut tops?	Fuck but no.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]	... I don't know...
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?	Maybe...?
Giggle a lot?	Um....
What's the deal with boys?	Boys are stupid they smell bad.
Thongs?	Ouch.
Pretty bras?	Sports bras.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?	FUCK. YOU.
Who's the weaker sex?	Gay men.
Are you a feminist?	Lil bit.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?	No, no I don't.
How often do you shave your legs?	None of the above.
How about your armpits?	When they get hairy?
Are you emotional?	Heeee!
Especially when on your period?	Just a little bit ^^;;;;
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?	Originality, but acceptance is good to, in the 'Everyone accepts I'm right' way.
Independence or Companionship?	Lil A lil B.
Stability or Freedom?	Freedom, any day.
Personal or Interpersonal?	Don't know...
Introvert or Extrovert?	Little of both; matters who I'm with.
Popularity or Isolation?	Isolation.
Unique or Loved?	Both?
Understood or Individual?	Individual.
You or Them?	Everyone ^_^
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Tuesday, December 21st, 2004

11:55 pm

So my brother was doing an English worksheet...
He had to list some female writers, so he put down J.K Rowling.

His teacher handed make the paper, with points taken off and then words 'Rowling is a man' across the anwser.

He raised his hand, and begged to differ, asking the class to back him up.

God, I wish I'd been there.

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11:36 pm

Survey thingy I made...

The Character Playlist Survey
Created by MajinLy and taken 4 times on bzoink!
About Your Character.
Chose a character. Tell us something about him/her.	Autumn. Just a modern day vamp-chica trying to make it or fake it in a human's world, whilst her husband chews on the furniture.
Is said character your own creation or someone else's?	My own.
Have you written any stories about or drawn any pictures of said character?	I was working on it. Then I made this survey instead ^^;;
Your Character's Playlist: Pick 5 songs that remind you of your character.
Then tell why you chose that song, and quote the relevant lyrics.
The first song:	"You're not the Boss of Me Now" - They Might Be Giants.
Why you chose that song:	Autumn's Boss was a buruburu, which is a sort of emotional vampire. He was mean to her. She ate him.
And the lyrics that fit the character:	'Life is a test/but I confess I like the mess I've made so far' ... 'You're not the boss of me now/you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big/Life is unfair.'
Second song:	"Don't Fear the Reaper" - Blue Oyster Cult
Why:	Autumn spent her whole life scared shitless of dying. Now that she's a vamp and tech. dead anyway she really doesn't give a fuck.
Lyrics:	'And then he appeared/ said 'don't be afraid'/and she had no fear.'
Third song:	"When Worlds Collide" - Powerman 5000
Reason:	She lives in a fun house. Literally. Among others; a flaming Catholic, a small demon that likes to threaten Carl's life and tell Lacey its okay to play with guns.
Lyrics:	'Now this is what it's like when worlds collide/now this is what it's like'That pretty much just repeats a lot, louder and louder until he's screaming.
Fourth song:	"One Week" - Barenakedladies.
Why:	Autumn's husband is a werewolf. Historically, vamps and wolves just don'tget along. These two are no different, though mostly its the Odd-couple sort of fighting and not mean.
Lyrics:	It’s been one week since you looked at me/ Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy/ Five days since you tackled me/ I’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
Last Song:	"On My way" - Phil Collins
Lyrics:	'Tell everybody I'm on my way/And I'm loving every step I take.../I'm on my way/And I can't keep this smile off my face/'Cause there's nothing like seeing each other again/No matter what the distance between
Repeat as needed for multiple characters ^_^
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4:49 pm

Next Harry Potter Book...
Coming out July '05.

Just in case you didn't know.

Current Mood: ecstatic

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4:16 pm

Enter The Matrix... er.. 'Blade Trinity'*
Or, "Unlike most vampires, her fangs are located in her virgina."

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Monday, December 20th, 2004

1:29 am

Meme.
Reply if you actually read this journal.

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Friday, December 17th, 2004

6:36 pm

What's a Good Name for a Store...
A store owned by a vampire named Autumn and a werewolf named Carl, that catters to the needs of Creatures of the Night, sort of a Demonic One-Stop Shop. What's a good name for it? Something that won't be obvious to normal people, but that the vamps and wolves and etc. would catch on to right quick.

List of products includes(and please feel free to add):

- High impact running shoes for Spring-heeled Jacks.
- Whole goat carcasses for El Chipineara.
- Various types of blood, including cow, pig, ferret, deer, goat, monkey and – in limited quantities – human.
- Binding charms for werewolves, as well as chains.
- Minotaur nose-rings.
- Herbs, various animal parts, oils, runes, ect. for casting spells.

Any thoughts?

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Tuesday, December 14th, 2004

5:32 pm

1. Reply to this post, because I would like to say a couple words about you.
2. I will also tell you what song(s) remind me of you when I hear it.
3. I will also tell you what celebrity/public [or anime/manga] person you remind me of, either personality-wise or looks-wise.
4. I will also give ONE WORD that I associate with you when I think of you.

We all could use a boost now and then, so steal this for your journal and make someone else's day as well.

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Saturday, December 11th, 2004

3:02 am

(I tweeked it a lil)

You Know You're From Bowling Green, Ohio When...

You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!

You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point.

You live less than 30 miles from at least seven colleges or universitys.

You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.

You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.

You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.

You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, and Tuscarawas

You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.

You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.

Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.

You hate Cleveland, but you don't know why, and you've never been there

You say "Please?" instead of "Excuse me?"

You think Toledo is a Third World country

It's too cold in the winter, and too hot and humid in the summer, to ever stay outside for very long

Down south to you means Kentucky.

If you do something -- anything -- in public long enough, sooner or later it will be banned.

You can drive 30 minutes in any direction to hear a different accent than your own.

If the temperature hits 45 degrees, and the sun comes out in any month between November and April, people walk around downtown wearing shades, shorts and no jackets.

You think Kentucky is only slightly more civilized than Afghanistan.

Your second car is completely dissolved by salt by the time April rolls around

The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart

You have never ridden in a taxi.

St. Patty's Day is your number one holiday, and you aren't Irish.

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12:54 am

Brain Storm. (Story stuff)
Would anyone want to read this if I made a story journal for it?

So Some of This Makes Sense to Anyone Who Might Actually Read It:

American Wolf Pack: Pack of wild werwolves that came to America from the Old World in the 1840s, joined rements of Native American tribes, and continue to live in the wildreness.
Baron: German vampire, son of the Old Crone's first child, and thus is older than dirt. Killed Durin's pack as revenge for the actions of Durin's brother Barnard, which left the Baron homeless and his childer dead.
Crone: Looong story. Immortal, Baron's grandmother, generally a force of good, though slow to act.
Durin: Young German werewolf. Born 1674.
Luther: Irish vampire, sired at the age of 14 by the Baron. Born 1844.

Luther having decided to be Irish, very young, and from the times of the Potato Famine has thrown a few monkeys into my orginal plan for his chapters.

Said plan being that Lu's Worthless Drunk of an Asshat Father would kill his Beloved and Sickly Mother, thus leaving Luther pennyless and soon orphaned (as soon as they get around to hanging his Da). The Baron would find him in this state and decide to give the poor kid a chance at revenge (am getting the impression the Baron's big on revenge...)wherein Lu would break into the jail and take out his da's throat.

But the thing about the Famine was, more than a million people died, so folk like Lu and his family wouldn't have last long. Impossable to write so that people would buy it.

Figuring this out, I thought to make Lu's da Average Hard Working Beated Down Irish Guy #7 and have someone break in and kill his parents, and then Lu could have a go at that guy. Or even no one at all.

But there's Reasons it has to go that way, and it has to be HIGHLY personal. So.

All of which had nothing to dowith my orginal post, which was to be about who to link Durin, Lu, the Baron, the American Wolf Pack, the Baron and the Crone together. (am fully aware no one's following at this point ^^;;;)

Because, you see, Durin isn't dead - the Baron was *supposed* to kill the little fur ball, (and as of yet I have no fucking clue why he didn't) and in fact told Barn that he had killed the brat. Figure either the Crone saved him and shamed/threated the Baron in keeping him...

Durin and the Baron won't be close - guess the Baron will have told him the humans attacked his pack all by themselves (the Baron is also big on lying,b and the wolves tend to be big on believing) and that they're on the road together for the same reason; people are scared of them. But it'll still be a Master/servant thing, with the Baron being very clear on the fact that he'll only keep Durin until they find enough willing people to make Durin a new pack; his is the task the boy has been set to. After he has a dozen or so suitable men, women and children, the Baron will charter them a ship to the new world; Durin can turn them after they get there.

So 'Rin's out roaming the streets in his new jacket and smart little boots, looking about for hungry people he likes, and bringing them back to the Baron's room for a meal; the Baron's being very picky about who he accepts, either because he wants to do right by the pup, is scared of what the Crone will do if he doesn;t do right, or is just hoping someone will rope Durin and dump him in a ditch, so he won't be his trouble anymore. One night he'll see Lu, have a talk with him (Durin just started learning Irish a few weeks before, but he's young and wolves learn stuff like that fast) and bring him home for dinner along with four or five others.

Wherein the Baron talks to him, turns him, and sets him loose with a purse full of pounds and not a word of advice.

Lu knocks off his da and goes about the world for some decades, meets the Old Man of the Gravestones, and atlast comes back home. Where he meets Barn.

After a bit they decide to ship out as well, make it to America (this is a fun trip - its one thing for a wolfing that looks like a muttly dog-pup to people who don't know any better to make it across on a ship staffed just for him - its another thing for a vampand a wolf/vamp to get across without atracting undue attenion) wherein they have a big ass fight when Barn finds out who sired Lu and when Lu claims his brother was on good terms with the Baron.

And ETC....

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Tuesday, December 7th, 2004

12:08 am

It's kinda sad... (Story stuff)
Because Luther started out as a punky-vampire, dirty mouthed, British, obvious Spike clone of about 17 (which is to say he was 17 when he was sired), with a sad streak. No strong physical characteristics beyond that he was smallish and wore a duster (like I said, Spike clone* ^^;;;) and a torn shirt wiht a nasty word printed on it.

He's now Irish, with a bright red mullet and speckes, VERY religiousb and very neat, and so 'young' that his voice has a tenancy to break (Bout 14, one thinks). Clothing includes a sheep-skin jacket that's almost as old as he is, and a LOT of religious charms.

*In my defence, Spike is just a Lestat clone with a little Sidney tossed in. Also, he's really, really cool ^^;;;.

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Thursday, December 2nd, 2004

1:04 am

So there's this guy named Emerson...
In my current story, and life sucks for him.

Over the course of three days, his daughter is murdered, his son gets killed by a werewolf, he gets serious bad frostbite, gets thrown from his horse and breaks his leg, and then comes awful close to freezing to death before said werewolf eats him.

^^;

I didn't mean to be such a bitch, honestly.

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Friday, October 1st, 2004

1:09 am

Bush better call Pizza Hut, because he just got P'Zoned.
Thank God.

I was three-forths sure he would fuck everything up but bad. But he was really, really good.

I want that man to my president.

Anyone else watch?

"You forgot about Poland!"

"That's like FDR invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor." <- THANK YOU.

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Kokomo - Beach Boys

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Wednesday, September 29th, 2004

8:58 pm

Ta-da!
I haven't posted since June.

I'm very bored.

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Saturday, June 19th, 2004

10:53 pm